For Sale By Mental Patient

"have you ever noticed that you become even more attractive under the
Beautiful Glow of a public washroom light??
That's because the inventor of Public Washroom Lighting, Irving Tungsten, knew exactly what he was doing!!!

Born with a rare condition that causes his skin to "Hyper-Radiate", Mr. Tungsten simply replicated his own beautiful malady in the form of "Tungsten" Lighting!!!

And no one in the world has ever felt insecure about their looks ever since!!!
At least not while staring at themselves in a Public Washroom mirror!!

Thank you Irving Tungsten!
And Thank you Public Washroom Lighting!!! "