Thursday, July 24, 2003

Now that's drive!

I was walking back to my car in the parking lot of a local mall not long ago, when a middle-aged gentleman of Chinese descent, wearing a very neatly pressed suit, approached me. I could tell he was going to ask me a question, and figured that it wouldn't be a request for money, as in my experience I've found that most suit-wearing beggars don't have very good creases in their pants.

He got closer, and without even saying so much as "hello" first, asked me: "Do you want to buy a house?"


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